una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

hkangela departured
weetzieglass z-poc

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

frenchy--fries fuck-your-lyfe
flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items
animatedtext princefloss
flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items
reflektors princefloss
flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items
neurowall princefloss
flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items
have--not princefloss

confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

confirmance relahvant